Monday, July 6, 2009

Conversing

Man check that chick out, gawddamn
lookit that sweet ass
Didja see the Wings?
smacked the Canes like little bitches...
Dude! Drop by on Sunday I need help
with the transmission.

Friggin work, eh?
Management’s still a buncha sumbitches.

This conversation,
this company,
once seemed so utterly mundane
banal, even.


Good to see you Jim I was thinking
let’s put our heads together and really
try to facilitate this process
our cost benefit analysis
projects only a slight decrease in productivity
but a more than modest cost savings realization
through a rationalization
of our human resources
in our subsidiary sectors.

A little downsizing
or outsourcing
never hurts anyone, you know.

Now it just seems...

Human.

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